The Man Who Ate the 747 by Ben Sherwood

By Ben Sherwood

This can be a tale of the best love, ever.  An outlandish declare, outrageous maybe, yet belief me--

And so commence the enthralling, unforgettable story of J. J. Smith, Keeper of the documents for The ebook of documents, a normal guy trying to find the extraordinary.  J.J. has clocked the world's longest non-stop kiss, 30 hours and forty five minutes.  He has confirmed the lengthiest unmarried unbroken apple peel, 172 toes and four inches.  He has measured the farthest flight of a champagne cork from an untreated, unheated bottle 177 ft nine inches.  He has tasted the world's biggest menu merchandise, whole-roasted Bedouin camel.

But in all his event from Australia to Zanzibar, J.J. hasn't ever witnessed nice love till he comes upon a tiny windswept city within the heartland of the US, the place parents nonetheless discuss relatives, religion, and crops.  Here, the place he final expects it, J.J. discovers an international list try out like no different: Piece through piece, a farmer is consuming a Boeing 747 to turn out his love for a woman.

In this massive panorama of cornfields and lightning storms, J.J. is doubly astounded to be struck via love from an analogous girl, Willa Wyatt of the honey eyes and wild blond hair.  It is a sense past degree, throwing J.J.'s rigorously ordered global the wrong way up, proving that hears, like global documents, may be damaged, and the best wonders in existence cannot be qualified.

Richly romantic, whimsical, and uplifting, The guy Who Ate the 747 is a flight of fancy from begin to finish.  It stretches mind's eye, bends physics and biology, yet think it a little bit and you'll end up attaining to your personal documents, the type that truly count.  Written with tenderness, originality, and perception, packed with outdated heat and newfangled humor, it really is a unprecedented novel, a came upon treasure that marks the emergence of an incredible storytelling tale.

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Have you seen The World’s Most Amazing Videos? Last night, a man on an American aircraft carrier was sucked into the engine of an A-6 fighter jet. He vanished right into the turbine but managed to survive. J. “That’s our competition. Big stunts. Crowd pleasers. When animals attack. When inmates escape. When Girl Scouts go bad. ” Contempt gurgled in Peasley’s windpipe. He failed to suppress a sneer. “You think you know everything. Well, here’s a little surprise for your database. The home office wants to bring me back.

5 One small exception should be noted. The world’s most valuable privates officially belong to Napoleon. ” It was later purchased by an American urologist for $3,800. J. 6 seconds. THREE The wind hurried over the vast flatness as if it wanted to get somewhere, fast. J. felt the same impatience, but kept his rented Taurus at the posted 75-mile speed limit. The drive from Omaha took three hours, a straight shot west on Interstate 80, past Lincoln, south at Exit 332 Aurora onto Route 14. It was early morning, the sun glancing off the rearview mirror.

He marked an X: accepted. He would look into it later, but it was hardly the kind of big record Peasley wanted. A gentleman in Huntsville alleged he could divine water with his private parts. Out of the question. 5 This was a book for all ages. The arbiters of decency and decorum always prevailed. Another X. Rejected. J. finished the general submissions and turned to another folder, the Kids’ File. This was the weekly compilation of letters from youngsters across the country, The Book’s most devoted readers.

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